Talk to me when it all goes to hell.

She be cute.

She be cute.

(Source: retrogirly)

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demons:

A dog and his gas mask.

demons:

A dog and his gas mask.

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What is this that stands before me?
Figure in black which points at me,
Turn around quick, and start to run.
Find out I’m the chosen one,
Oh no!

Big black shape with eyes of fire,
Telling people their desire
Satan’s sitting there, he’s smiling.
Watching those flames get higher and higher.
Oh no, no, please God help me!

People running case they scared?
Satan’s coming ‘round the bend.
People running ‘cause they’re scared.
The people better go and beware!
No, no, please, no!

SO FUCKING TRUE.

  • The Strokes: You only live once.
  • People: Okay
  • Drake: You only live once, that's the motto
  • People: OMG DRAKE IS SO ORIGINAL AND CLEVER. YOLOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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I see that both Newt Gingrich and Rick Santorum now have Secret Service on the campaign trail. And in Santorum’s case, I think it’s the first time he’s actually ever used protection! Just sayin’.

Sen. Scott Brown (R-Mass.) zings Rick Santorum at Boston’s annual St. Patrick’s Day breakfast.

Oh yes.

(via cognitivedissonance)

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We fight. We try not be killed.

But,

Sometimes we are.

C’est la vie.